one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring
why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving
Have you ever noticed the ‘Love is an Open Door’ battle on YT where people sing the song from frozen??
but these guys where lip syncing so ppl got pissed and then
but it gets better
How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.