aureat:

some people have sex in the kitchen

i eat in my bed

14 hours ago // 70,934 notes

erenishuman:

when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions

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14 hours ago // 254,830 notes

acrocalypse:

dream date:

take me to the mall

give me $2000 

leave

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20 hours ago // 418,500 notes

heteroh:

"your lips look so chapped"

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21 hours ago // 53,231 notes

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

21 hours ago // 34,188 notes

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

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1 day ago // 676,940 notes

foolished:

Do you ever just want to talk to someone and then you realize you’re not friends anymore? Yeah I really miss you. 

1 day ago // 11,500 notes