europeans can make fun of americans all they want but at the end of the day who has the free refills
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle
I love those people in your life that can make you forget about the people who have removed themselves from your life, even if it’s just for a little while.
- me: so do u like dogs
- her: nah they're kinda gross
- me: my mama said I gotta come home right now immediately