thechamberofsecrets:

europeans can make fun of americans all they want but at the end of the day who has the free refills

17 hours ago // 417 notes

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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17 hours ago // 122,995 notes

richarcl:

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

(Source: homophobic)

18 hours ago // 414,356 notes

trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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18 hours ago // 584,478 notes

intensional:

when someone asks to see your phone

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18 hours ago // 262,436 notes
I’m an adult, but not like a real adult anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

20 hours ago // 123,342 notes

vogue-pussyxo:

optimixm:

I love those people in your life that can make you forget about the people who have removed themselves from your life, even if it’s just for a little while.

This

20 hours ago // 818 notes
  • me: so do u like dogs
  • her: nah they're kinda gross
  • me:
  • me: my mama said I gotta come home right now immediately

1 day ago // 123,728 notes