amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

1 hour ago // 273,816 notes

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

1 hour ago // 769,289 notes

guacamolic:

my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t want none unless you are fiscally responsible and mature enough to take care of yourself

2 hours ago // 20,049 notes
Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

thepocketvolcano:

tow-tow:

geekscoutcookies:

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This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

5 hours ago // 148,656 notes

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

1 day ago // 552,494 notes

meatbicyclevevo:

When you refuse to dance even if the beat is funky

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1 day ago // 116,552 notes

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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1 day ago // 405,374 notes

wigglytuffer:

sorry i can’t go to school my earphones aren’t working

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1 day ago // 101,379 notes

blackberryshawty:

Remember when missy elliott was on punk’d and was about to bust up that jewelry store over her missing chains?
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1 day ago // 49,027 notes